sometimes i think i’m unnecessary and purposeless but then i realize that there are still people out there who need to be told to read American Gods
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Excuse me, we handle otp feels, notp hate, character deaths, and a shit ton of other stuff. We are not “weak ass anime nerds”.
i hate small talk
tell me about how im gonna make you squart across the room and how that turns mw on. tell me about having the best oegamiom in the world everyday yeah baby. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
"He’s playing with a full deck of cards. He’s behind bars, but he’s got a new strength. With that strength comes a kind of ruthlessness, determination, and a willingness to use the sides of him that are manipulative or more powerful. That’s the game we see starting in Season 2. […] Hannibal is looking for signs of friendship from Will, and in turn that’s something that Will thinks maybe he can exploit."
- Hugh Dancy (x)
i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis
this is what a good hitler joke looks like
threats are fun